Daniel L NORTH POLE, Dec. 24Christmas Eve nearly ended in disaster this year after Santa Claus reportedly executed “the...
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Jaime By Staff Satirist In a revelation that surprised no one and disappointed everyone, the gift card industry...
Kelly We scrubbed the campfire corn syrup, tossed out the theatrical winks, and tightened the screws. These five...
In a development that has left appliance owners baffled and slightly concerned, a local household Roomba—model XR-666—has...
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Retailers are now grappling with a crushing case of buyer’s remorse after investing millions in self-checkout technology—only...
In a painfully obvious revelation, a coalition of top scientists, sociologists, and disgruntled office workers has confirmed...
