October 5, 2025
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Scientists Celebrate Historic Victory Against ‘Procrastinitis,’ But Citizens Aren’t Ready to Let Go Scientists Celebrate Historic Victory Against ‘Procrastinitis,’ But Citizens Aren’t Ready to Let Go
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Scientists Celebrate Historic Victory Against ‘Procrastinitis,’ But Citizens Aren’t Ready to Let Go

jaime-profile Jaime May 16, 2025
In a groundbreaking medical breakthrough, scientists have finally eradicated the world’s most widespread condition: Procrastinitis. Characterized by...
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