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“The Big, Beautiful Bill”: A Monument to Legislative Greatness (and Democratic Hiccups) “The Big, Beautiful Bill”: A Monument to Legislative Greatness (and Democratic Hiccups)
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“The Big, Beautiful Bill”: A Monument to Legislative Greatness (and Democratic Hiccups)

jaime-profile Jaime July 2, 2025
Washington D.C.—In a stunning display of legislative excellence, former President Donald J. Trump unveiled what experts are...
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BREAKING: Entire Human Race Engaged in Competitive Doomscrolling, Earth Enters “Passive Observer” Era

kelly Kelly July 1, 2025
📍 Planet Earth – July 2025 – The human species, once known for space exploration, great works...
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Breaking News: Young Children Found in Trance-Like State Outside Fast-Food Chains—Experts Suspect Mind-Control via Greasy Airwaves Breaking News: Young Children Found in Trance-Like State Outside Fast-Food Chains—Experts Suspect Mind-Control via Greasy Airwaves
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Breaking News: Young Children Found in Trance-Like State Outside Fast-Food Chains—Experts Suspect Mind-Control via Greasy Airwaves

kelly Kelly June 16, 2025
By Dirt In A Bottle News In what authorities are calling “the most advanced form of marketing...
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