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Corporate Cannibalism: 99¢ Emporium and Dollar Sapling Merge for 37th Time, Still Refuse to Rename

Corporate Cannibalism: 99¢ Emporium and Dollar Sapling Merge for 37th Time, Still Refuse to Rename

Corporate Cannibalism: 99¢ Emporium and Dollar Sapling Merge for 37th Time, Still Refuse to Rename

Kelly July 7, 2025

In a press release printed on the back of a faded receipt, executives from 99¢ Emporium and...

Breaking News: Young Children Found in Trance-Like State Outside Fast-Food Chains—Experts Suspect Mind-Control via Greasy Airwaves

Breaking News: Young Children Found in Trance-Like State Outside Fast-Food Chains—Experts Suspect Mind-Control via Greasy Airwaves

Breaking News: Young Children Found in Trance-Like State Outside Fast-Food Chains—Experts Suspect Mind-Control via Greasy Airwaves

Kelly June 16, 2025

By Dirt In A Bottle News In what authorities are calling “the most advanced form of marketing...

Breaking News: The Ultimate Guide to Summer Plants Based on Your Gardening Zone—With a Predictable Twist!

Breaking News: The Ultimate Guide to Summer Plants Based on Your Gardening Zone—With a Predictable Twist!

Breaking News: The Ultimate Guide to Summer Plants Based on Your Gardening Zone—With a Predictable Twist!

Kelly June 10, 2025

As summer temperatures soar and unsuspecting gardeners prepare their backyard battlefields, experts have released groundbreaking research on...

Breaking News: The Future Has Officially Jumped the Shark

Breaking News: The Future Has Officially Jumped the Shark

Breaking News: The Future Has Officially Jumped the Shark

Daniel L May 25, 2025

Welcome to 2025, where reality feels like an overzealous fever dream curated by social media algorithms. The...